Let me tell you about Fathers Day
Just 'trimmed' the garden, my back will pay
Then we're off to buy some lights
So we can see the state of it by night
After that we'll see my dad
I'm sure he'll be ever so glad
See my old man don't give a shit
About Fathers Day and what comes with it
My mum will insist on going out
Leaving my poor old dad with nowt
Dinner will be a farce, you see
Mum only knows one recipe
With this I'm mind, I have to say
It's not for dads, it's Mothers Day...
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