Vera Hose has got a mate
Her name is Sweary Mary
She's clothed in rags and carrier bags
And her chin is red and hairy
She shuffles daily down the street
And if you pass her by
She'll shout Gawd bless ya, Guv'nor
Then Go forth and multiply
Her life is in her shopper
God only knows what's in it
And she'll half inch your pint
If you give her half a minute
Her fingers deeply stained
Sweaty, spitty cigarettes
Not quite a tramp, her ass is damp
She's a lifetimes wasted bets
But before you get to feeling
Any sorrow for our Mary
Remember she's got Vera
And together They. Are. Scary.
You're really not that different
Yes, I'm afraid it's true
Oh look! I think she's nicked your drink
Now you're sweary too...
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Comments & Feedback (15)
Ha ha...ah yes Sweary Mary....I give her a wide berth...she gobbed once in my G&T coz I wouldn't let her have any!!.....brilliant...love it...โคโค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@misslittleDHP haha they're a pair ain't they! ๐ cheers hun and a big blue ๐๐ for the RP too ๐๐
Brilliant mate! but I'm a bit worried about you knowing her ass is damp - I mean, you haven't have you? Come on mate even I've got limits! ๐
@glen ha bloody hell... Messed about with the iPad last night. Ended up with a blue me. Thought sod it, put it up. Inevitable smurf comparisons followed so I put this up instead! ๐๐
@leelee101 haha I saw it, I thought you looked like that giant blue geezer from that film 'the watchman' lol ๐
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