Wannabe gangsta wears hooded tops
Wannabe gangsta runs from cops
Wannabe gangsta wears baggy jeans
Wannabe gangsta thinks he's from queens
Wannabe gangsta kisses his teeth
Wannabe gangsta has gold teeth
Wannabe gangsta can't keep a job
Wannabe gangsta prefers to rob
Wannabe gangsta thinks he can rap
Wannabe gangsta needs a good slap
Wannabe gangsta thinks he's tough
Wannabe gangsta can only bluff
Wannabe Gangsta calls himself 'The Pain'
Wannabe Gangsta's real name is Dwaine
Wannabe gangsta has a little kid
Wannabe gangsta's off the grid
Wannabe gangsta says he has game
Wannabe gangsta is so lame
Wannabe gangsta says he has knowledge
Wannabe gangsta never made college
Wannabe gangsta is real dumb
Wannabe gangsta lives with his mum
Wannabe gangsta thinks he's 50 cent
Wannabe gangsta can't afford the rent
Wannabe gangsta drives his mum's car
Wannabe gangsta's not allowed to drive far
Wannabe gangsta thinks he's cool
Wannabe gangsta is a real tool
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