You Park Like A Idiot

TheArchetype • 45 followers

Remember: you actually share the earth with other people.

[ ] You don't appear to be handicapped. Not physically.
[ ] Your car just isn't that special
[ ] See those lines? You're suppose to park between them.
[ ] Your rears hanging out. No one wants to see that
[ ] You pulled up too far. Learn how big your car is.
[ ] Others don't enjoy being so close to you.
[ ] Hey, genius? Yellow lines= Don't park here.
[ ] Clearly parallel parking isn't your forte.
[ ] This spot is reserved. And not for you, un-special person.
[ ] Park in the back if you want to take up 2-4 spaces.
[ ] See that "No Parking" sign, space cadet?

#general #parking-etiquette #social-commentary #urban-life

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Comments & Feedback (5)

Dec 6, 2012 at 9:46 PM

I can't park, but that's just because I'm a newbie lol 😬

Dec 6, 2012 at 9:47 PM

@vieromero you'll get good eventually (but if your In London, look out for bikers, they can be annoying)

Dec 6, 2012 at 9:51 PM

@TheArchetype Its good that I'm in America then lol

Dec 6, 2012 at 9:55 PM

@vieromero yeah, but just incase

Dec 6, 2012 at 9:58 PM

@TheArchetype thanks 🎅

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