Shiny teapot, short and stout
Water in, tea comes out
In a single, steady flow?
Not this fella don't you know
Silver coloured, you've seen the one
Surface hotter than the sun
And when time comes for tea to pour
You'll not get what you bargained for
With asbestos fingers, lift him up
And eventually you'll fill your cup
For tea will not go with the flow
Over the table it will go
Probably get some in your food
This will not brighten your mood
Tea for one? Make it tea for two
At least you might just get a brew
Just another classic find
From the Ministry of Crap Design
Β©leelee101
Title - thank you, Sue Perkins
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