Sometimes I just want to
Shout 'piss off!'
Sometimes in your face I want to cough!
Sometimes I want to stamp on your toe
Sometimes I want to just get up and go
Sometimes I feel like calling you names
Sometimes I want to not play silly games
Once I even wanted to throw soup in your face
Once I almost called you a dog faced disgrace!
I could easily say yes your bum does look big!
I could so easily say your hair looks like a wig!
But I don't do any of these nasty things
Cause I'm a nice guy and with roundabouts come swings
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Comments & Feedback (22)
You big softie! ๐๐ I'd just throw the soup and laugh, then realise my stupidity later Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! ๐๐๐๐
Usually for me I can't hold back but then I regret it later. But at the moment it feels wohoooo ๐๐๐๐
@gazplend hehe Woopwoop would hate to get on the wrong side of Bfg!! ๐ณ Spiders will never see it coming x
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