13 March 2013
Oi, Lee! D'ya want dinner today? Yes please 'cos I am wasting away So let's go to my favourite place The carvery where you can fill yer face Every time I go, I end up pissed Real Abbots ale, a thing I can't resist Fill my plate with all your roasted treats Loads of veg burying the meats Even though I'm full, always room for more Even finish hers, I'm a carvery whore Take me home or I won't fit through the door...
To the tune of 'Good Morning Judge' by 10cc
Carvery Whore • Opuss № I