22 December 2012
Yes my friends, it's true I had to do some shopping And I met him in the loo
'I didn't know you came here' 'Where did you think I'd go? No reindeer fuel at Lidl I hate queueing in Tesco
In fact the shops are empty Has there been a panic here?' 'No' I said. 'You're out of touch It's like this every year'
He explained that Mrs Christmas Wasn't feeling very well So it was down to him To face the Christmas shopping hell
He said he'd nearly finished Only reindeer fuel was left But with everywhere sold out Rudolph's feeling quite bereft
Then I had a brainwave 'Santa, you can have mine' 'Are you sure? That'd really help' 'Santa, that'd be just fine'
So with reindeer fully fuelled Me and Santa said goodbye And with pull upon the sleigh strings He raced across the sky
It's a good job I met Santa In a supermarket loo No reindeer fuel, no Christmas Then what would we do?
Santa Shops At Morrisons • Opuss № I