7 July 2012
50 shades of grey?
More like 50 shades of green
For hubbies will get jealous
Of a rival that's unseen
All those whips and chains
Of which you fantasise
Is that really what you want
Across your milky thighs?
With your nose stuck in your Kindle™
To the boozer we are going
We'll go for hours and then come back
Without you even knowing
You're still bloody reading
Hubby wears the drunken mask
Shall we go up to the bedroom?
You don't even need to ask
Finally! She makes it!
But hubby's counting sheep
Make sure your Kindle™ has been charged
Before you go to sleep...
50 Shades Of Green • Opuss № I