Over to the mirror
Open bleary eyes
Expecting total mess
What a nice surprise
It stood at 4' 8"
Shocking to the core
Now it's fairly tidy
Only 2' 4"
People pay good money
To have bedhair like mine
But I couldn't see in front of me
Most of the time
So yes, I had it cut
Now bedhair's gone away
Only one small problem
I itched all bloody day...
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