mullet

leelee101 • 1434 followers

It's down to my shoulders
Oh Mullet Kintyre

Scissors avoided
At least back and front
Will this bad haircut
Leave my clippers blunt
Looks like a shag pile
Please set it on fire
I long to be rid of my
Mullet Kintyre

Mullet Kintyre
No hairstyle to mention
Oh god I desire
My barbers attention
Mullet Kintyre

In the mid eighties
The mullet was best
Less hair on the sides
Than you had on your chest
Nights when I looked in the mirror and cried...
Please help me be rid of
My Mullet Kintyre

etc etc...

#80s-fashion #general #hair-humor #household #pop-culture #self-deprecation

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Comments & Feedback (17)

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:03 PM

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:07 PM

😂😂I had to YouTube the song first lol

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:08 PM

@glen 😂😂 does it work ok? Cheers for the RP btw 👍😂🍻

TheCodsPollocks

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:09 PM

You've destroyed a McCartney song! You can't destroy a McCartney song!!!! 🔫

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:11 PM

Brilliant💇💇💇💇

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:11 PM

@TheCodsPollocks should have done the frog chorus, shouldn't I... 🐸🐸😂😂😂

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:12 PM

@TheCodsPollocks frog chorus !!!!!🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:13 PM

@glen @TheCodsPollocks bom, bi

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:14 PM

@glen @TheCodsPollocks bom, bom bom 🐸🐸🐸 😂👍

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:15 PM

@misslittleDHP haha! Thank u Kim 👍❤😍

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:15 PM

We all stand together bom bom 🐸🐸🐸

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:17 PM

@glen stop it mate. It could get silly... 🐸😂👍🍻

TheCodsPollocks

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:26 PM

Ribbet

TheCodsPollocks

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:28 PM

Actually Lee it's a very good post mate. 👍

Aug 8, 2012 at 10:30 PM

@TheCodsPollocks cheers jimmy! 🐸😂👍🍻

Aug 8, 2012 at 11:15 PM

@leelee101 Brilliant with a capital B!!! Fabulous Sir!!!!! ✂✂✂

Aug 8, 2012 at 11:20 PM

@Weirdwolf haha! Cheers fella! And 🍻🍻 for the RP 😂😂😂👍🍻

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