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Scary Hair!!!

The Mullet, hmmmm, what can I say?
This hairstyle is sooo wrong!

The front is short, the sides are mid,
But then - the back is long!!!

The chuckle brothers sported mullets,
Once upon a time.
Are these the kind of people you would want to style-rhyme?!

It looks as though a creature
Has crawled upon the head,
Then leaving it's tail trailing down at the back,
It slept there for it's bed.

So when you visit your hairdresser,
Be sure to make it clear,
I'd like to have a haircut
And don't stop before the rear!!!

MrsS

@MrsS

#projecthumanity

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Lol, mullets do look well silly

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚classic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MrsS Groovy πŸ˜ƒβœ‚

@Stablish @glen @Weirdwolf Thanks for the RPs guys 😚😚😚 I do hope there aren't any Opussians with mullets!!! 😳😱😱😁😁😁

Oi! You dissing my hair?! Hehe just kidding πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

Haha! Love it πŸ˜‚β€πŸ˜˜

Wickedly funny

@naaviie I got a mullet, me - short at the front and long at the back, see?! (oh no, that's just long hair with a fringe, sorry!!!) πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

@leelee101 @Munford Cheers! 🍻🍺🍻🍺 @Munford I did feel a bit mean writing it, but hey, it's funny too, right??! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I actually had a mullet once! Long time ago, but jeez, awful! 😳😳😳

@naaviie Darn sexy!!! πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MrsS yepdeedoodee

@naaviie If we're airing our old dirty laundry... My dad literally cut round a bowl in my head when I was 9 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*ON my head πŸ˜³πŸ˜±βœ‚βœ‚βœ‚βœ‚πŸ˜­

@Munford wish you felt that bad about Michael Schumacher

My grandma did that to me too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚ what horrible relatives!!!!!

@MrsS wish you felt that bad when you laughed about Michael Schumacher

@Munford He had one too?? 😳

@naaviie Family.......!!!

@MrsS no he doesn't

@Munford Ok, then I'm lost....!! 😳😏

@naaviie Story's still on the back-burner btw. It will come, just not sure when I'll get the time!! x

No worries, take your time, just remind me when it's up πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

@naaviie Will do, thanks for the interest 😚

@MrsS my tortoise

@Munford πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sorry, I'd forgotten about that! Poor Michael.... Here, he can have a little kiss from me:😘🐚 That was the best I could do in the absence of a tortoise emoticon - it has a shell though! (ok, it IS a shell....)

@MrsS forgiven. Evil woman

@Munford πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hey, I didn't remove his shell!!!

πŸ˜‚ they are sooooo wrong! 😘

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