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While The Cat's Away...

Warning: Swear words within. Hey ho...

Unexpected LeeTimeβ„’ is what I have in store
Someone's at a class, so when I walk through the door
I'll put the day behind me and get my comfies on
Shower shave and have a rave with the missus gone
Footie's on tonight but it's likely to be shit
Dinner will need shifting so I'll dust off the Wii fit
I'll be bored five minutes later and most likely out of breath
Who knew Nintendo games could bring you closer to your death
Ooo I know, a movie, one I haven't seen before
By the time I've chosen, won't want to watch it any more
Languid channel hopping leads to saucier delights
And it's cheap, it's just a fiver if you watch it pay-per-night...
...apparently...
LeeTimeβ„’'s pretty rare so I shall grab it with both hands
While the cat's away the mice must play, I hope you understand...

What a load of bollocks. I'll do nothing of the sort
I'll be wrapped up on the sofa with the cats, holding the fort
The best laid plans need planning, all else leads to a fall
And when I've cleaned the kitchen I'll watch footie after all
No point in misbehaving, you'll be back before too long
Just think of what I'm saving when I've been good, done nothing wrong
Rabbits fed and watered, as are the cats and so am I
I'll watch England lose at football as my world floats slowly by
You'll return, and LeeTimeβ„’'s over, it's as quiet as the grave
I'll be sleeping on the sofa, and so will Bob and Dave...

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Comments & Feedback (12)

Haha I like the first version πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜˜πŸ’›

@sjw far too exhausting... πŸ˜‚ Cheers Sie, big πŸ’‹ smacker for the RP hun πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@BethyBoo thanks for reposting hunny πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

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@chickgamer thanks for reposting LJ πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ have fun whatever u chose to do

@sarahgamal OD on some dirty takeaway I suppose... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reposting sweety πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@sammielee46 cheers sweety, we all know I'll be Opussing and falling asleep to the footie... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for the RP sweetheart πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

Brilliant! But make a decision! :-)

@patdolan83 appreciate the RP sir πŸ‘ thank you β˜•β˜•

@rhona footie? Porn... Footie? Porn... Hmmm decisions decisions! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reposting hunny πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@Emily_InspiresAll thanks for reposting hun πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

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