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"Good grief Son, your room is a mess!"
Said Mother to Son one day.
"Relax", smiled Son, "No need for distress;
I simply like it better that way."

"Holy mackerel Son, what did you do?"
Said Father to Son that night.
"It looks like a trench from World War Two!"
"Mm," said Son, "that's alright."

"Great scot! Where are your shorts and shoes?"
Said PE Teacher to Son in school.
"I think in my clothes pile that's greens and blues,
But don't worry sir, it's cool."

"Geez Louise, where's my CD you muppet?"
Said Friend to the Son at lunch.
"Ah!" said the Son, "that explains it!
I wondered why my carpet went 'crunch'."

"Great balls of fire, you live in this state?"
Said New Girlfriend to the Son in fear.
From that day forth, Son chose a clean slate;
There's a message somewhere in here...

curiouscraig

@curiouscraig

3rd Year Joint Hons Geography-Archaeology student. Currently figuring out how life works.

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This one really tickled me! 😄😄😄

@MrsS I'm glad to hear it 😊

😂😂😂😂 so true! I actually lived this with my husband. I only had to make one little comment when were dating. 👍

Finally, someone wrote my biography!

@ckahn @VikingHorn Haha! I've experienced it myself too - gone are the days of clothes piles 😜

Very clever love the last line 💞

Brilliantly written-witty with a real life message!😉👍

@sjw @Fly10 Thanks! 😄

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