Teen Shower Troubles

So, I'm in the shower
-happily singing-
When I hear something bad:
My phone ringing!

Should I go out:
-Wet and dripping-
Risking many hazards;
Such as tripping!

So, I think: YOLO!
And answer my phone!
it's my mate Jay, all:
" Whatchaupto all alone?"

What am I meant to say?
"I'm bare, soaking wet?!"
So instead I go for:
"Looking after my ill pet!"

He finally hangs up,
And I'm back -singing-
When I here something worse:
The bloody doorbell ringing!

I answer it,
-in just a towel-
And see a manky tramp,
Smelling foul.

"WHAT!"
I yell at the hobo.
"Have any change?"
NO, BRO!"

I'm back in the shower
Yes, -singing-
When I something fatal-
The oven timer ringing.

I decide to leave it:
Sick of the fuss,
But then I see smoke,
And start to cuss...