Lying beside me is my man
Fast asleep, I'll wake him in a min that's the plan
How shall I do it? Fart on his head
Nah he might just kick me out of bed
He lives on a barge in a bloody big harbour
Living on a boat can't think of anything harder
He,s mad and weird with a lovely arse
And cooks like a chef with ease and class!
I certainly do love him, that much is true
So I will wake him with a kiss yes that's what I'll do
Cuddle and kiss him tell him I love him the most
And then ask him to get me coffee and toast!
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