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Georgina

I'm a man. I don't do romantic. But for putting up with me for 38 years, although we've only been married for 3 ( yeah, I know, I think I've rushed into it as well ) I suppose she deserves a little something, so:

For my wife
A bit of goo
In love with life
In love with you.

Right, that's it. Where's my tea?

TheCodsPollocks

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Yeah, but innit though....

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Comments & Feedback (14)

Lol😃😃👍👍👏👏 Hope you get a nice dinner for it🍛🍝🍜🍴

@Stablish Cheers mate. Chicken curry tonight I think! 😺💨

Aww you big softie 😘

@TheCodsPollocks Great minds, I'm was thinking of doing the same. One of my favivourtes🍴🍴😍

Brilliant. What more could she possibly need jimmy! 👍😂😂😂

Ha ha....just brilliant....I'm sure she'll love it❤💚❤💚❤

You old romantic you! 😄

😂😂😂 you bum! 😘 give her smack on the ass too. That ought to up the romance factor😉

Way to blow our cover mate. Now the wife is suddenly peeved at all my lackluster romantic efforts.

Awwww hahaha it's the thought that counts 😜

@ckahn Hmmm...that may be a bit too subtle....😉

@VikingHorn Every man for himself mate.... You know the rules...✌👀

@TheCodsPollocks too subtle? How about dragging her by the hair to your cave? 😉👍. Seriously, 38 years, quite an accomplishment. Congrats! Clearly you have enough romance up your sleeve to stoke her fires. Good work! 😘💗

@ckahn Haha! Thanks. We try not to take things too seriously - seems to work for us! 😺😺😺

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