You lie at my side,
Yet take three quarters,
Of the fucking bed,
I love you so much,
And could never live
As I do without you,
But the rasping, grinding,
Bone shaking, teeth rattling, bone marrow jarring racket you make,
When you snore,
Is driving me totally,
Irreconcilably,
Irretrievably,
Conclusively and totally,
In fucking sane.
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