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Impossible To Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

desorton

@desorton

Island girl in London (No, I don't know Rihanna lol) • I hope I made you smile...:-De.

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Comments & Feedback (12)

I loved reading that. THANK YOU!!! :D

This is jokes I love this keep up the good work

So true ! Lol

Amen

@Faisal she didn't write this, I saw this a few days ago on opuss and a few months ago on the Internet.....

@Joecalone i think you're one of the reasons De left. You must be so proud.

How? I

I'm simply educating her followers

@Joecalone ok. if thats what you think.But whats more important to be taught- Mathematics or the fact some guy already saw this joke nearly exactly the same a couple of days back? think before you post, because it could hurt someone.

-_- true

Lol

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