Just a short poem
To say how I feel
If you've been here before
You'll know it is real
You got your girl pregnant
Then she gives birth
Right at that moment
You knew what it's worth
Your hoping that weeks
Will soon fly by
This is a reason
I'm telling you why
6 weeks is to long
Your so sick of waiting
Your hands gotten tired
From masturbating
You want it this week
Or maybe the next
Don't you just hate
Waiting for sex
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When hubby gets annoyed. A phrase he will always use. Cracks me up every time. It really does amuse. I often will say instead. "That really gets on my tits". He on the other hand says.
You lie at my side,. Yet take three quarters,. Of the fucking bed,. I love you so much,. And could never live. As I do without you,. But the rasping, grinding,.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
Always be yourself, we can smell a fake. Don't show off. we don't need to know how much you make. Always de bogey your nose. Boogers are a definite no no.
It starts with a sperm. Swimming through your tubes. Can be kinda messy. When it sticks to your pubes. But you know you wanna do it. There's a reason why. You wanna get pregnant.
It is the time I have to say See you again Another day Will I be happy Will I feel blue Tomorrows not here I've not got a clue But one things for sure I can tell you this I'm back out of bed...
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