Pregnancy

It starts with a sperm
Swimming through your tubes
Can be kinda messy
When it sticks to your pubes

But you know you wanna do it
There's a reason why
You wanna get pregnant
So you'll give it a try

Carrying your little bundle
For 9 long months
Turns you kinda nasty
And gives you the grumps

You'll complain the whole way through
Of constant aches and pains
While you're sat there undecidedly
Thinking of names

Then your waters break
It brings a tear to your eye
The next pain you'll be feeling
Will make you fucking cry

Good luck and all that