It is the time
I have to say
See you again
Another day
Will I be happy
Will I feel blue
Tomorrows not here
I've not got a clue
But one things for sure
I can tell you this
I'm back out of bed
As I needed a piss
When I get back
To my lovely bed
I'm telling the misses
She's giving me head
I'll probably get
A smack in the eye
So goodnight my friends
I'm saying goodbye
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Most people have a nickname Though some are rather odd There's Grunge, the Moose and Stumpy Awe.
Just a short poem. To say how I feel. If you've been here before. You'll know it is real. You got your girl pregnant. Then she gives birth. Right at that moment. You knew what it's worth.
When hubby gets annoyed. A phrase he will always use. Cracks me up every time. It really does amuse. I often will say instead. "That really gets on my tits". He on the other hand says.
You lie at my side,. Yet take three quarters,. Of the fucking bed,. I love you so much,. And could never live. As I do without you,. But the rasping, grinding,.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
Always be yourself, we can smell a fake. Don't show off. we don't need to know how much you make. Always de bogey your nose. Boogers are a definite no no.
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