How To Date A Girl

Always be yourself, we can smell a fake
Don't show off
we don't need to know how much you make

Always de bogey your nose
Boogers are a definite no no
A neglected nose means out the door she will go

Be interested in her
Show you are listening
No cheesy lines like how her eyes are glistening

Brush your teeth too
If kissing is on the cards
Halitosis breath will simply make her barf

Be polite and funny
Generous and kind
But no need to flash your money...rewind

Don't discuss an ex of yours
How wonderful she is
And her love of sex anywhere outdoors

Have a drink, don't get drunk
Be sensible with drinks
She wants an awake, coherent hunk

Be complimentary to her
Not overly done though
As you'll just come across as a weirdo

Follow these rules
And you should be ok
Its fool proof and should get you a roll in the hay