When hubby gets annoyed
A phrase he will always use
Cracks me up every time
It really does amuse
I often will say instead
"That really gets on my tits"
He on the other hand says
"That really makes my shit itch"
It makes me giggle a lot
I cannot tell you why
But every time he says it
I laugh until I cry
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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Comments & Feedback (25)
@leelee101 ha ha ha....he told me how once at skittles he was chatting to his mates about something...he said that...well they were on the floor for about 20mins...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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