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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”

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Comments & Feedback (12)

Haha hilarious!!

Absolutely frigging brilliant!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Even my mum laughed

@Janflower lol thanx

@patdolan83 hahah oh my god did she??!! 😄 and thanx

Love it!! 🌟

@oushie12 Hehehehe :) 😊☺😄 thanx 😘

😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏

@ROCKED2 😄😄😊😊😄😄😊😊

I love this, brilliant!

@RBirch4 lol thanx :)

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