I carefully construct a barricade between,
A wall so mighty between you and me.
Well I puzzled and puzzled with a very sleepy head,
How to stop you invading MY side of the bed!
Every single night it's like defending from a small army,
This constant battle is driving me balmy!
I try to push you back over,
But I don't want you to wake.
I don't want to push you off,
That would be an unfortunate mistake!
I get so sick of the battle,
In the end there's only one thing I can do,
Let the cats in to attack you while I pretend I need the loo!
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You need to put some spare pillows under the mattress down the centre. This will gently raise the bed centre line and should help. Careful though if you're on the nest (easy to roll right off). πππ
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