Breville noun always acted the clown
Never serious never saw him frown
Full of jokes and anecdotes
About people,places and 1 bout a goat
Around him you were sure to laugh
But I admit his jokes were quite naff
Couldn't keep a girlfriend they used to say
They couldn't take him serious it wasn't his way
Had no trouble finding girls,never on the shelf
Once made a women piss on herself
With laughter and tears running down her face
But I thought his jokes a humorous disgrace
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