I've always been quite amused by chat up lines
The latest one was
"Excuse me do you have a plaster? Cause I just cut myself falling for you"
I thought it would be fun to hear the chat up lines tricks that you have heard or used!
So please leave a comment and let me know!
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Just TRYING to live the way God wants me to and give him all the Glory. KiK is tigger35 talk to me
Hey can I take a picture of you. 'Why?' Because I want to show my mom her future daughter-in-law. β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ Hey can I take a picture of you.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 7.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know. Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog.
So last Friday night was date night, It went alright. Till up to a certain point.. My mate tagged along, So was the three of us, which was fun. We all bantered, laughing aloud.
He has slept with accountants and brokers, With a cowgirl (well, someone from Healds). He has slept with non-smokers and smokers In commercial and cultural fields.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
Tall and sexy with a face to die for Just makes me want you more and more I smile at you cause you look so good I wanted to faint right where I stood Your Mr.
@Barknbite. I'm sat at the bar. This girl looks so kissable. I'll need to get proof. And make it admissible. I pull out my phone. Before it's to late. Take a nice pic. To show my best mate.
ππππ that's brilliant! Worst I've had was, "you need to come help me sort out the animal in my bed" πππ
Not so much a chat up line but an icebreaker of cringeworthy sorts.. Eyes meet across crowded room.. Nought the words 'elephant juice'.. Even to the most amateur lip reader it looks like 'I love you'.. If it works the first awkward conversation is a giggle explaining..
@MrsS me too I think that's why I enjoy chat up lines, they make laugh and I'm a sucker for a guy that makes me laugh.
@Burrfoot ππππππ what happens if you shout it across the room though, a la Trigger Happy?? : ELEPHANT JUICE!!!!! ππππππππππππ
@chy I am thoroughly rubbish at chat up lines - don't remember these things... π I always seemed to go for the 'Ooh, I seem to be stretching past your face with my breasts at your eye level whilst trying to reach that folder I don't really need...." πβΊππππ
@naaviie Though I do also have a collection of words - mostly animals, which I thought you might appreciate!? π Le Lapin π° Le Chien πΆ Le Chat π± Un Octopule π (yep, made that one up) πππ
@chy Ah, who cares? If they're sexy beasts, what can it hurt to give your number?! ππ. (not for married lil me though i might add, of course!!!) ππππ
"can I check your label to see if it's true that you were made in heaven?" π .... Then he realised I'd taught him whilst on placement! Wrong night last night was x
I've never used a chat up line either. I just be myself and talk, usually taking the piss out of myself loool, you either like me or you don't, no need to impress to get laid hahaha
I saw that twinkle in your eye as you looked at me, together we can reach the stars in ecstasy........to which she replied "fuck off I've got something in my eye and would rather use a vibrator" hahaha charming!!!
You guys have barely scratched the ONG he didn't say that cheesy chat up line surface lol I have witnessed so many and cringed
Although - this is a true story: I was driving on the M3 motorway and pulled in to a cafe (I forget if it was a little chef) I order some food and a tea and when I sat at my table shortly after a young lady brought my order over , smiled and said "what's your number" to which I replied "ermm I'm sorry I don't hand it out to strangers no matter how pretty" the young girl got embarrassed and replied "your table number sir" and an old lady next to me laughed and muttered "twat" haha@smellyfingers @gazplend @sjw @sara_lou @MelchiorJ13 @naaviie @chy @MrsS
@naaviie Awww you're very kind. I think it kinda looks like I just smoked a huge spliff π³ππππ it was taken on a lovely lazy cruise down a river and I was feeling very chilled πππ
@smellyfingers please no swearing here ππ it gives me a face like this ππ and that is not a pretty sight π³πππ
This is a great post. Making me chuckle on a boring Sunday afternoon. I've never used a chat up line and never had one used on me.... I don't think. π±
@sjw πππ love those but addition to my bedroom??? I would have asked if he thinks I'm a wardrobe π³πππ
I've heard quite a few...the real cheesy cheese ones...the best ones...at a moto x event I was stood at the ice cream van this guy came up and asked for a 69er...looking at me said, do you want one?...then he pretended to correct himself..saying I meant a 99er...lol....then a bar manager I knew had been asking me out but I always said no...one night he stopped the music and put on this dance tune..that says, would you go to bed with me?...cracking tune aswell....ha ha ha ......love this post!!!ππππ
@sjw absolutely a good sense of humour is a must! I love to laugh so that really is a good trait in a guy ππ
I've also had a guy keep eyeing up my legs then he said "sorry for staring but I think I've just spotted the stairway to heaven" π³πππππ
Another one was "Are you a strawberry? Cause I just wanna cover you in cream and eat you all up" πππππ
Haha omg guys these comments have been cracking me up! I love cheesy chat up lines, if a guy actually used one on me he'd be on to a winner. But I don't think anyone has tbh, I usually just start talking to people when I'm drunk and it leads from there! Btw, if you ever want to seduce a guy you know, just talk about which of your girl friends is hottest/you'd hypothetical do ahem 'stuff' with. Works like a charm π
@chy I was often drunk to the point of forgetting whole evenings! I remember some guys saying I looked like various famous people - Martine McCucheon / Bjork!!! Etc, etc... I was never that impressed by them, unless I wanted to be ππππ
I've been holding out on you guys - I have a friend who actually rolls off lines I asked him to txt me some so here goes...@gazplend @sjw @sara_lou @MelchiorJ13 @naaviie @chy @MrsS let's set the scene: nightclub or bar, it's a lovely warm night and you have had a couple drinks... You are feeling good, and make eye contact with a guy who makes his way over...1. "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?" 2. "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room." 3. "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"
I like this one "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!" Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!" "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?" "You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening." "I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?" "Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?" "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?" "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?" "Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after." "Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had." "Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink." "Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?" "You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie." "If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous." "Can I even get a fake number?"
@Edhum3 πππ I love the first one but he would defo get a drink poured over him for that one!! π
@MrsS I'm not a believer in chat up lines... Chemistry, body language and seduction of the eyes works for me on a mutual level ;) she is already mine by the time conversation starts lol xx
@Edhum3 wwwhhhoooaaaaa that is quite the selection!!! He'd get a slap for the dance one though! ππ lines feel so rehearsed though, the whole eyes and body language are far more effective!!! π
@sara_lou @misslittleDHP @naaviie @chy ooh I forget to mention, when Dan done the "Mc gorgeous" line I was sitting adjacent to the girl he was talking to (he pulls a really cheesy face when he says these too) and it was the first time I heard it - mid point sipping my drink!! Then blamo I sprayed the bar and almost choked laughing so hard. It actually worked! Can you believe it.
2 that I randomly came up with one say: "We must be magnets, as there's a strong attraction between us!". "Mind if I take a photo? I want us to last forever"... Omg the second one sucks! I had a 3rd one, but forgot it!
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