10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you.
8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
7. You're so sweet you could put Cadbury's World out of business.
6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
5. You could fall from a ladder. You could fall from a tree but the best way to fall... Is in love with me.
4. If I had a garden I'd put my two-lips and your two-lips together.
3. Excuse me - can I borrow your phone? I promised my mum I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
2. Excuse me I lost my teddy bear - will you sleep with me tonight?
1. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
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I'm 13 today! Hoot! Hoot! So excited :D
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