I'm sat at the bar
This girl looks so kissable
I'll need to get proof
And make it admissible
I pull out my phone
Before it's to late
Take a nice pic
To show my best mate
My mate likes the pic
Of what he did see
I said "back the fuck off"
This ones for me
But it seems that my proof
Is quite in ad-missable
So I'll stand at the trough
As this seems quite pissable
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