I walked into a pub earlier and said, "A pint of Guiness please."
The young barman looked at me and said, "Do you have any ID?"
"ID?" I laughed, "I could be your dad."
"Prove it" he replied.
So I slapped him on the arse and said, "You're grounded!"
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