Joke #3

So this blind man wanted to visit Texas one year. He checked in at the airport and when he finally got on the plane he noticed that the seats were really big.
"these seats are so big!" he exclaimed, and the man sitting next to him replied: "everything's big in Texas!"
One evening, the man went to a bar and ordered a beer. When he felt the size of the beer mug he said to the bartender: "wow, these mugs are big!" and he replied: "everything's big in Texas!"
After a couple of beers the blind man needed the toilet. After asking for directions he knew to go to the second door on the right, but as he was walking he tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead he walked through the third door which lead to the swimming pool. He fell in and scared to death started shouting: "don't flush! Please don't flush!"

That was a joke that someone told me ages ago and I thought that it would be a good one to share.
Sorry it's not my own, but I figured it's better to share something than nothing at all?!