Postcards From The Hedge #7

eddie12309 • 677 followers

So... As I'm still in hotel bar, alone, but now on beer. :) I thought I'd tell you about this morning.
The Oracle, the lovely Joy and her husband are here and also staying the night. Can't wait, as Joy is a serious light weight when it comes to alchopops. Last time, she gave a classic Elvis rendition.

But, I chapped on her door this morning to find out about arrangements for tonight and she answers the door at 11.30am with her long blonde hair fully styled for this evening. Serious prom hair. Mine is in its usual disheveled mess.

"Oh, you've had your hair done" I say.

"Yes, I just need to find a clip for this bit. " she says... followed by " what on earth are you going to do with yours?"

What on earth indeed...
Fairy Godmother?

#friendship #general #hotel-bar #humor #social-interaction

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