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Date 1

So last Friday night was date night,
It went alright.
Till up to a certain point..

My mate tagged along,
So was the three of us, which was fun.

We all bantered, laughing aloud.
Till suddenly he stopped and looked at my friend and said

"so how long do you think it'll be till I get her in to bed?"

Nodding in my direction across the table.
Cheek glinting in his eyes.

Now I'm not gonna lie,
I wasn't offended, I just laughed out loud, giving my friend a glance that said
Shut your mouth!

A bold move I wasn't going to fall for, my friend wanted to tell but I was like

"Uh No way are you opening your mouth!"

With that we carried on enjoy ourselves.
Nothing phased me, his rudest humour similar to mine.

Although at one moment a comment at the lack of maths skills in Lichfield meant I had to say

"What's 3-2?"

He didn't get it for a while.
Till I pointed it out.
Poor boy.

Again all went well... till he made an asinine comment on my chest,
Saying

"you've still got time to grow"

I was a little stunned,
A little bit like
what the fuck did you just say to me!

My reply

"Yeah boyo, you ain't ever getting laid from me!"

With that he gave me confused eyes of a child, who doesn't understand what they did wrong..

So I forgave him for that.

Our goodbyes were simple...nothing bold...

Now I'm just hoping date 2 goes just as great as date number 1...

(Most probably maybe sort of true....)

minxyMolly

@minxyMolly

I love to read, just as much as i love to write KIK & Instagram minxyMolly.“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.” George R.R. Martin. Game of Thrones.

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@elliebuxton hahaha I just couldn't help myself :p lol x

I love it! XD And im glad you did 😜❤❤❤❤😂

@elliebuxton hahaha this one was made just for you 😂❤❤👍 lol x

Haha! 😂 Brilliant stuff from MFN 👍❤🌹💋

@leelee101 😂😂 glad you enjoyed it. BIG HUGS for the RP! 💪💪❤❤👍😘 I'm gonna have to change it to not true to probably sort of true though 😳 lol

@minxyMolly ooo go MM! Good luck with date 2 hunny! 👍❤🌹💋

@leelee101 haha cheers lee! 👍💪😂❤😘

@minxyMolly err definitely true! 😜😁 Just out of curiosity...how long until he does get you into bed?!? 😂😂😂 I'm just kidding, don't beat me up or anything!

@minxyMolly just cuz I'm Slutty McHo 😂😂😂

@Irrational_Kimmi hahahaha no it's fine I had this discussion with him and my friend later on, she suggested 3 dates 😂😜 I just said qe sera sera (no idea if spelt it right) lol but overall not sure most probably longer than 3 dates..😂 Big hugs for the RP xx

@Irrational_Kimmi hehe slutty McHo I like that 😂😂👍 xx lol

@minxyMolly 😂 just see how it goes, don't be giving it up easy girl! Make him work for it 😜! Wait, who am I to give advice? I'm Slutty McHo, giving it away. Haha I'm actually quite well behaved most of the time (unless there happens to be this talk, mop-haired hippy around...). Seriously, just do what feels right. Omg so many innuendos....😱😱😱😱

*tall, not talk. Wtf autocorrect, W.T.F?

@Irrational_Kimmi 😂😂 reminds me of Jacks "autocorrect" mishap last night! Lol yh nah that's what I'm like cuz we're starting from scratch I said date first then see how compatible we are and if either of us don't think it's working out to say something instead of backing off and hoping the other will get the signs 👍 otherwise imma go with the flow lol! Hehe tall, mop haired hippy...who's coming soon to you :p still I'm minxy so going with the flow will be fun 😂👍❤😘

@minxyMolly ok lsm tell him I need a word! 👊😤 😂😘

I feel he needs a few lessons in how to win a girl over! Obviously cheeky charmer hope he's not arrogant tho good luck with date no2 hun 😘😘

@gazplend hahaha sure I did mention you at one point saying if anything were to happen to me there's a possible chance he'd be maimed by several people namely you and Ellie 👼👼👼👼👼😄😘😘 BIG HUGS FOR THE RP BFG!!!!!! Xx

Think not feel!

@sjw haha cheers sienna 😜 he'll get it straight from me if I feel he's stepping too out of line 😂😄😘

@sjw haha 😄 lol auto correct strikes again! BIG HUGS FOR THE RP SIENNA LOL XX

@chickgamer BIG HUGS FOR THE RP xx

@minxyMolly welcomes kiddo, remember no anal till you're 25! 😜

@chickgamer 😂😂 I was thinking mayhap a lil bit longer like 38 then I'll see how I feel 😂 otherwise noted :p an Lj age restriction of 25 😂😘

@chickgamer omg 😂😂😂 you tell her!

@sarahgamal thank you for RP xx

@Irrational_Kimmi @chickgamer yep this was discussed last night a bit like getting the sex talk with Lj a good one lol and then I mentioned a quote of "if the red rivers are a flowin' take the dirt track up" 😂❤👍👍

@minxyMolly you mean "if the road is red, take the dirt track instead"? 😂😂😂

@Irrational_Kimmi hahaha nope, found the river one in an American prom book 😂😂👍

I think you may just need to take a manual for him Hun if there's to be a date 3.... Have fun ✨❤✨❤✨❤✨❤✨

@misslittleDHP hahahaha cheers Kim, I'll keep it in mind and have a look round for one 😜😂👍 x

@sara_lou thank you for the RP xx

@minxyMolly no probs Hun, make him do some leg work before giving in ;) x

@sara_lou haha I'll have to :) cheers for the tip sara ;) x

@misslittleDHP I think most men need a text book to guide them in one aspect or another...😂

@Irrational_Kimmi too true Hun ...I remember my first date with hubby...he took me out for dinner, half way through he said he was going to the loo was gone half an hour...I went looking for him and found him playing on a bloody fruit machine...I remember thinking how rude?...he luckily got a 2nd date!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@misslittleDHP 😂😂 aww what a fab first date 👍😂

@misslittleDHP pressed send too early lol, I'm guessing the second one was an improvement :) 😃👍❤

@minxyMolly @Irrational_Kimmi ...nope on that one he was telling peeps how he used to love his exes boobs...they were small whereas I'm an ample handful...I really don't understand how he got another date actually...we often laugh about it now...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@misslittleDHP 😂😂 oh dear, yep can relate mine mentioned how his Ex's were double D's that's when the comment of still time grow originated from thankfully though he didn't go on bout it 😜😂👍

@misslittleDHP @minxyMolly 😂 some guys really have no idea! 😂 I'm surprised the human race hasn't died out already. At least you two got a real 'date' I got a drink, his tongue down my throat, a grope and the money for a taxi 😜 and they say romance is dead, eh?

Are u on Facebook ?

@Irrational_Kimmi @misslittleDHP I'm not sure if mine counts completely then 😂 I paid for myself and he mentioned how he paid £70 on previ date with a girl I was like I paid for everything myself, luckily his wit and my laid backness meant I didn't question it further lol 😂

@tannar sorry hun I'd rather not say, it's quite a private thing :)

Totally understand just I wanted to send you a song I recorded see what you thought :)

@tannar oh thank you, well if it's on YouTube just send me a link via Opuss and I'll tell you what I think via Opuss (:

@Stablish many thanks and Big hugs for the kind RP xx

I'm not allowed to post my songs online as label control most my materiel I'm a hiddern prodigy lol ill try and find away ,,

@tannar what about posting the lyrics on Opuss?

@Irrational_Kimmi @minxyMolly hey I gotta make sure she doesn't do anything we would do....yet. 😉😂😉😂

@chickgamer true, we have to protect her from the depravity until she's a bit older. We will be like weird, dirty fairy godmothers. 😜

@chickgamer @Irrational_Kimmi haha omg that would be awesome! 😂❤❤👍 coolest fair god mothers ever! Slutty McHo and Lj xx

@minxyMolly @Irrational_Kimmi see I'm the classier fairy godparent...I still get my name! 😂😄😄😄 yeaaaaah boy! Lol we're here to answer any questions and offer tips. On anything 😉😉

@chickgamer @Irrational_Kimmi hahaha kimmi named herself 😂😜 and I'll KIK ya both if any concerns or questions mwah to you both for your help! Xx

@minxyMolly @chickgamer yes, I am Slutty McHo now...it's like I'm a super hero and my power is having sex with people! 😂😂😂 and Lj, there's no way you're the classier godparent. We are both as bad as each other!

@Irrational_Kimmi @chickgamer 😂😂😂😂 so what would be your "fairy god mother" name be Lj 😜

@minxyMolly @Irrational_Kimmi I can't too Slutty McHo. I honestly can't even think, this night nurse is awesome! I'm just as bad as Kim, so she'll have to decide for me 😜😁 it has to be kinky?

! Even

Interesting.

@chickgamer @Irrational_Kimmi hahaha can't wait for the unveiling for your "fairy god mother" name 😂😜❤👍

@Jamtots thanks...I think

@minxyMolly @chickgamer ooh let me think...something like Madame Whiplash 😂😂😂

@Irrational_Kimmi ooh clever. It's a shame I happen to know a woman using that name to work in the kink world lol 😁

@chickgamer you sure that's not you?!? 😂 Maybe the Kink Princess then? Or Lady Lust? Or Queen Crotchless Tights? 😂😂😂

@Irrational_Kimmi I'm loving the last one haha must forward that to Chris ❤😍

@chickgamer then I officially dub you Fairy Kinkmother Queen Crotchless Tights the First. I'm Slutty McHo the Public Sex Princess. 😂 @minxyMolly what do you think Minxy 'Three Dates' Molly?!?

@Irrational_Kimmi hahaha ❤❤❤❤❤ love it can I just keep minxy 😜😂❤👍👏👏👏👏👏

@chickgamer 👆👆👆👆👆

@minxyMolly @Irrational_Kimmi hahaha awesome. Might change me profile name on that kink site now lol yeah I like Molly's one! She's easy 😝 and not just her name 😉😜

@chickgamer hahahaha MM for short keep them guessing' hehe so if I happen for some reason to go on a kink site 😜 will I see your kink mother name M'Lady crotchless tights the first 😂👍

@minxyMolly I'm a classy lady! That will be a name only few will know lol and only on opuss 😜

@chickgamer hahaha xx

You deserve so much better but ... LOL 😂😂😂

@Blueblotts haha glad you enjoyed it lol have you read no date 2 lol I put this one more up for the lols at the time lol x but that was really sweet of you to say (: x

@Hannsworld what happened on my date lol which led to no date 2 (:

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