So last Friday night was date night,
It went alright.
Till up to a certain point..
My mate tagged along,
So was the three of us, which was fun.
We all bantered, laughing aloud.
Till suddenly he stopped and looked at my friend and said
"so how long do you think it'll be till I get her in to bed?"
Nodding in my direction across the table.
Cheek glinting in his eyes.
Now I'm not gonna lie,
I wasn't offended, I just laughed out loud, giving my friend a glance that said
Shut your mouth!
A bold move I wasn't going to fall for, my friend wanted to tell but I was like
"Uh No way are you opening your mouth!"
With that we carried on enjoy ourselves.
Nothing phased me, his rudest humour similar to mine.
Although at one moment a comment at the lack of maths skills in Lichfield meant I had to say
"What's 3-2?"
He didn't get it for a while.
Till I pointed it out.
Poor boy.
Again all went well... till he made an asinine comment on my chest,
Saying
"you've still got time to grow"
I was a little stunned,
A little bit like
what the fuck did you just say to me!
My reply
"Yeah boyo, you ain't ever getting laid from me!"
With that he gave me confused eyes of a child, who doesn't understand what they did wrong..
So I forgave him for that.
Our goodbyes were simple...nothing bold...
Now I'm just hoping date 2 goes just as great as date number 1...
(Most probably maybe sort of true....)
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