Wanted good home, 32yr old female brunette although known to regularly change shade, bit tired but after a decent nights sleep will bounce back to full life I'm sure. She is fully house trained if not a little OCD on hygiene. No known bad habits fully inoculated and no known underlining health problems. Good cook and adventurous lover just needs a little love and fun on a daily basis. If interested enquire within
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@smellyfingers hi smellyfingers all considered so long as deflead and wormed, and don't bite (unless commanded to)
Fully d-eflead/wormed and vaccinated! Could do with a good bath and a brush as moulting quite a bit! Like you I'm quite adventurous, I've around the block! Woof woof!
@smellyfingers ππmoulting nothing a Hoover would sort I think hairdressers are the only people who don't complain about hair being in there food and in there tea as we r used to it lol.
@beergrylles always a bridesmaid and never a bride, could be worse tho, I mean, you could be an in-law!!
It must be tough being you, life sucks don't it? Would you like to blow on my didgeridoo, it might change your outlook!!
@beergrylles @smellyfingers totally glad you both managed a lovey little catch up on my classified match made in heaven xππ
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