*Ahem

There are things I notice in life,
The faithful husband and the wandering wife.
The woman who escapes all of her woes,
Wrapped up in the arms of another mans prose.
Drinking in the connotations of all he has posted,
while at home she feels lonely and always neglected.
Well listen up Mr Smooth and call to you're 'honey',
There are marital vows that some don't find too funny!
Connections that are made are between you two,
But if she can cheat on him; she can cheat on you.