Bloke goes into a bar and nails a quadruple whiskey in one. Barman says 'What's up?' Bloke says 'I came home from work early to find my wife sucking off my best
friend.' 'What did you do?' asks the barman. 'I told her to pack her things and fuck off!' 'And what about your best friend?' I looked him straight in the eye and said
'BAD DOG NO BISCUITS!
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