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One Lump or Eight?

Some find it unusual, I make it commonplace
To take my tea with members of a multi-spindled race
The washing up's a doddle, done at four times the pace
When I invite an octopus to tea

With tea we will have cake, on a nice bone china plate
I never let him cut it for that's just tempting fate
He'll slice octagonally, then eat all pieces eight
If I invite an octopus to tea

After taking tea an octopus will play charades
So many limbs a wavin', it's like the changing of the guards
But with many hands to choose from, he tends to cheat at cards
When I invite an octopus to tea

He's one of natures giants, there's no cause for alarm
Deep sea life's so full of strife, he just wants a moments calm
Make sure you have eight teacups, one for every arm
If you invite an octopus to tea

leelee101

@leelee101

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High maintenance having an octopus for tea ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ever the helpful gent ๐Ÿ˜‚

@sarahgamal messy too... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for reposting Sarah ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™โค

@patdolan83 just in case you ever have one round Pat! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for the RP sir ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

@sammielee46 appreciate the RP sweety ๐Ÿ‘ thank you ๐Ÿ™โค

@BethyBoo thanks for the RP hun ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™โค

Haha now that would be entertaining ๐Ÿ˜‚ lovely write hun ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@sjw be a giggle wouldn't it? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks hun, and a few ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ for the lovely RP ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@HeatherAnne thanks for the RP feefee ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™

@leelee101 sounds like the basis for a lovely kids book Lee! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™โ˜•

@Irrational_Kimmi ๐Ÿ‘ it's got a kiddie kinda feel to it hasn't it? God know who I'll invite for brekkie... ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks hun, and a big ๐Ÿ’‹ for the RP too ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ™

โค๐Ÿ‘ very sweet stuff lee! Nice to read before my nap ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘โœจ

@minxyMolly you're gonna dream strange dreams MM... not that you don't already! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Cheers hun and a big ๐Ÿ’‹ for the RP ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 ๐Ÿ˜‚ despite my abnormal my dreams are....I can't say normal, since I did once dream I was in Opuss and jamtots was there with a moustache ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘โค and no problems lee :)

*being lol

@minxyMolly see? ๐Ÿ˜‚ MFN โคโค๐Ÿ˜˜

@insomnium @misslittleDHP thanks ladies for the kind rp's ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 hehehe yep lol thankfully don't think I've ever had a murderous dream yet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œโคโค๐Ÿ˜˜

@minxyMolly oh god help us all! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’‹

@leelee101 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ hehe lol no dreams this time lee lol ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

I'd like to be - under the sea - in an octopus's garden - with Lee.....having tea โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•๐Ÿ™

@TheCodsPollocks haha! And you'd be perfectly welcome Jimmy, thanks mate! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™โ˜• Cheers for the RP my good man, much appreciated ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Ha love it mate, you could do a whole series on inviting animals to tea โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘Œ

@glen ha it's gorillas next mate! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Cheers fella and thanks for the RP, nice one ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

Please could you check out my latest Opuss 'Grandad', it would mean a lot if I got some opinions because I'm reading it out at his funeral tomorrow! Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

@leelee101 liked your octopus opus

@suebur I'm glad you did hun thank you ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

@ckahn thanks for the RP kristi ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™

I absolutely love this! Wonderfully creative. This was fun to read, Lee.

I wrote an opus about an octopus but it was slightly different to yours ! :-)

@beergrylles normal, you mean? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for the RP, appreciated ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

@beergrylles ah yes just read it again. I see what you mean! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@newernew ah excellent I'm glad you enjoyed it hun. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ Thanks for the lovely RP too ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

Ur loveley@leelee101

@ninjamasterlauren appreciate the RP ๐Ÿ‘ thank you โค

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