You should listen to the flea,
It's only polite, you see,
About all the places he's been,
Oh, the wondrous things he's seen!
Oh the bottoms that have been bitten!
Mr Flea's never been so smitten!
Only the crown's heir,
Quite compares,
He admires, from afar,
"How immaculately kept you are!"
You should listen out,
Because Mr Flea's about!
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