It's very childish I know, but I still think it's funny. (and I can't think of any good stories)

What annoys me the most
Are icky sticky bugs
They crawl all around
And hide under the rugs

But the bugs I hate the most
They give me such a fright
Their scary little spiders
They haunt my dreams at night

Spinning their little webs
They make me go insane
Some spiders even bite
They cause me so much pain

Creepy little things
A world without them I'd adore
Their tiny little legs
I can't stand them anymore!

Please get the spiders out
I want them to leave now
Their all over my house!
I think one bit me!......ow!

I think the buggies left
I'm so happy that they're gone
Cuz I squished the spiders dead
And now my life goes on.