Close Encounter of The Creepy Kind..

@xAx

It's very childish I know, but I still think it's funny.

@naaviie

Mr Flea

You should listen to the flea, It's only polite, you see, About all the places he's been, Oh, the wondrous things he's seen. Oh the bottoms that have been bitten. Mr Flea's never been so smitten.

@misslittleDHP

Miss Mucus

I'm feeling so stuffy It makes me all huffy Snot city up my nose Just grows and grows Eyes are so heavy Need to be ready Gots lots to do But feeling blue Throats hurting too What am I to do.

@eddie12309

A Cold Sonnet

Shall I compare you to a razor blade Every time I swallow my poor throat Thou art a tempest I wish would bloody fade Still I shall rest but a bit longer and gloat You have appeared at a most...

@eddie12309

No Place To Hide

Just a bit of fun inspired by@PoppyA Offside Rules. Football crazy. Football mad. Footy on the telly. Footy on the pad. Footy in the paper. Footy in the pub. Footy on the radio. Footy in the tub.

@leelee101

Not Mean Really...

@sjw Don't think you can threaten me with Bob I deal with him every day in my job.

@leelee101

OCD

My OCD's invaded every single day Got this affliction on the cheap but boy, it makes me pay Invited to a party, we're ready but please wait We're not going anywhere 'til the remotes are straight I'm...

@BethyBoo

Odd Little Poem 

You make me feel like everything will be okay. That you are here for me whatever time of the day. The feeling is mutual. My fun loving friend. Even if you do drive me round the bend.