My cat passes time
By pulling his hair
Pieces of Patches
Are everywhere
How he's not bald
I'll never know
It could probably make
A black and white throw
Into your dinner
His rudder will fall
He'll howl at you
For no reason at all
The pick of the litter
The wimp, our selection
This big boy's afraid
Of his own reflection
He isn't blessed
With too much upstairs
It's easy to see
When he vacantly stares
Doesn't like to go out
Prefers to stay in
He's a pain in the ass
You just can't win
But he's an old boy now
When he finally detaches
Reckon I'll miss
All those pieces of Patches...
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Comments & Feedback (32)
@tetti2 easy street ain't it hunny? I'm coming back as a cat! 😂 Thanks for the RP Terri, just purr-fect... 👍❤🐱
Good 1 I ❤ 🐱 I grew up with cats, I think I have gone through maybe thousand cats in my life,.. Saved and found new home for a lot of them.. Now I have 6 cats hehe and I agree I'm coming back as a cat ❤💙💜💚💛
@sjw ha! Hunny he's a pain I my arse I tell you, but he's about 13 or 14, so I put it all down to old age! 😂 Soppy bugger... 🐱🐱 Thanks for reposting Sie 👍❤😘
@patdolan83 aw come on Pat, all that 💩 on your carpet, all that hair all over your clothes and furniture, incessant howling for no reason whatsoever, the lovely smell of cat food... What's not to like? 😂😂😂🐱 Cheers for the RP mate 👍👍🍻
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