Pusscat

Pusscat, Pusscat, Sitting on me lap,
You were soaking wet when you came in the cat flap,
Now youve gone and got all the water on me,
And youve got a lot of fur in me drink of tea,

Tell your little kitten friends you're grounded for a month,
Now, come and look at you, you've gotten in a humph,
Ive got some cream, Ill go and put it in your bowl,
But if I see you near that catflap itll switch for charcoal,

Now quickly drink it up before running off to bed,
And you're grounded for a month, remember what I said!