Other People's Cats

At my back door this morning
Sits a cat called Dave
He's from a house just up the road
But he doesn't misbehave
Until it's time to put him out
And he's underneath my table
Then he'll play his chair leg games
Try to grab him, I'm unable
And while I'm getting scratched to hell
In comes his brother, Bob
He plays cat games just as well
Your munchies he will rob
While all this is going on
In strolls Paddypaws
But he's quite old, with farts untold
You'll know when he's indoors
Chasing other people's cats
Has made me look a mug
'Cos getting comfy on my bed
Is next doors cat, called Smug...