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Lola

I've got a naughty pussycat, she keeps catching butterflies.
I think she has convinced herself they're birdies of small size.

She stalks them on the lavender, they seem to like that spot.
She thinks that she's so clever, comes and shows me what she's got.

She brings them home in tatters, with chewed up broken wings.
Though she never actually kills them, it's a shame for they're such pretty things.

I've tried to tempt her off them, with bowls of milk and fish.
But Lola loves those butterflies, their wings are here favourite dish.

And now she's by the back door and she's juggling a mouse!
The poor little fella's still alive, and she's brought him into the house!

I know she thinks she's funny, little black and white ball of fluff.
Because now its my turn to catch it, and in this house it's gonna be tough!

Weirdwolf

@Weirdwolf

Random Ramblings of Brandon Wolf

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Comments & Feedback (39)

Ha my old cat used to bring back dead voles and leave em on the doorstep I trod on one once 😱

My kittens seem to have an obsession with wasps, and sometimes they're still buzzing in their mouth. Bleugh! 😳🐱

Hahaha aww I feel your pain :/ my cat brought in two dead birds, one I already threw out!! Lol 😘 fabbo poem 😄👍

@glen I've got three cats!, mummy cat is like a surgeon, eats a mouse but always leaves a severed head and it's stomach! Spike eats rabbits!! I wake up to enough rabbit fur to make a wooly hat some days, and little Lola, the Butterfly Wing cruncher. It's funny how they have their little habits 🐱 Hope you had shoes on!! Vole guts between the toes would drop me!! 😂😂

@PoppyA 😳Ouch!!! That's sounds like a pretty painful obsession!

@minxyMolly My dog caught a baby bird once as it was taking its first flight out of the bird box, he wasn't trying to hurt it just wanted to play with it. He did throw it up in the air to try and help it fly but I think it drowned in his slobber! 🐶🐤 😂

What naughty kitty cats!!!

Thank's for the RP's!!!

@naaviie I have to agree 😄😂@Weirdwolf and awww lol I rescued a coot once from a puppy, unfortunately it died in my hands 😓

@minxyMolly I have no idea what one of those is!! 😳

@naaviie Very naughty indeed!!

@Weirdwolf it's like a duck but tend to be all black and have either red or white beaks 😊

A coot is a small waterbird, all black with a white shield on their head above their beak...@minxyMolly your cat was brave to catch one of them! Aggressive buggers! 😜

@minxyMolly @naaviie A bit like a moor hen? I think I know the ones you mean. I'm glad I don't live near a lake, my Spike would drag home a Swan!!! 😂😂😂

@Weirdwolf my cat tried that, the swan hissed it, there mean they've hissed at me wen I walk passed them! @naaviie really! The puppy left it behind I had to pick it up and try to take it to the vets 😔😘

Oh yeh like a moor hen but a bit bigger and white shield instead of red. They are the

Argh! Fat fingers! They are aggressive defenders of their territory but I guess easy to snatch if they get to close to a boisterous puppy @minxyMolly! Whoa but spike sounds like a tiger!!

@naaviie hahaha yh, left several punctures mainly lung area :/ poor bird died, but I think the shock from the incident then picking it up didn't help :/ 😘

@minxyMolly nah you couldn't have helped it.

I love reading other peoples conversations :D I'm so nosy! :D

@naaviie Spike is a big Moo Cow Cat, he car speak too! Every time he comes in he says: "Miiillllkkkk" 😃

@lonelynutmeg98 haha, I guess they're there to be read 😃

Got you wrapped right round his paw!! Milk on tap! Hahaha! Not too much milk though (ek - vet alert!) 💚🐱💚

@naaviie he loves the stuff, but I give it to him in moderation, he's a big boy, nearly eight years old. What does milk do then? If you don't mind me asking. 🐱

Just that most animals become lactose intolerant after being weaned, they just stop making the enzyme lactase because naturally they wouldn't normally be getting milk. If you continue to feed milk though they will retain the enzyme, so depends on the cat. ☺

@Weirdwolf by nosy people like myself! :D

@Weirdwolf you call 8 old?! You don't know my cat! She's 18! Now that's old!

@naaviie wow, thank you for taking the time to answer. It totally makes sense. He's super healthy, but I will look for an alternative for him just in case. Thanks for the heads up! 😃👍

@lonelynutmeg98 WOW!! 18!!! That's Awesome!! One of my father in laws cats made it to 22!!

No problemo! Vet talk is my default 😜 and @lonelynutmeg98 sweet oldie kitty knows! if Spike's always had milk and you've never noticed him having any tummy troubles he should be fine with whatever amount he's used to 💚💚💚

@Weirdwolf wow! That's even older!@naaviie :D

Very cute! Poor butterflies😢 our cat brings us lizards😝

My mum says that I used to eat spiders when I was little! 🐛

@ckahn That's cool 😃 unless they ate geckos cos' one of them bit me once!

@awesomeannie 😝Bllluuuurrrrggghhh!!!

@Weirdwolf I was a baby, and, we lived in a renovated barn.

@awesomeannie I'm just scared of Spiders!!! 😱

@Weirdwolf my cat used to bring home frogs, 😄😄

@shazydee they sick up some nasty gooey stuff when their threatened, bet she spat them out quick if they did!! 🐱🐸

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