Podge

Who needs an alarm
When you've got a cat
He doesn't mean any harm,
But he's just so fat!

He makes a thud when he jumps on the bed,
You can barely lift him when he tries to sit on your head.

We don't know why he's bigger than our two other little friends,
He's the youngest so this really isn't how it should end!

He waddles around
His belly nearly scraping the floor.
And yet he doesn't seem to eat much more.

Maybe it's genetics,
Maybe he eats when we're not there,
Scaling the cupboards and fridge,
Not giving a care.

He jumps on your lap and gives you a fright,
He pushes the bedroom door open at night,

But we still love him,
He's so cute,
We're just gonna to have to put him on a diet of fruit!