Why am I up so early
On a Saturday morn?
Why am I up this early
At the fecking crack of dawn?
I'll tell you why, my sweet
I've had claws at my feet.
I'll tell you why my friend,
I've had pouncing on my head!
So if you want a lie in,
If you really do.
Make sure you hide well from your kittens,
It's obviously hilarious to wake you!
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Saturday, or Caturday As it's known in my house. Caturday morning I'll be sleeping quiet as a mouse.
As I just wake up. My hair a blown-up mess. I must get to my feet. And actually get dresses. But I can't, you see. I have a purring kitty cat. Drooling all over me. And blanketing me with his fat.
A true story... Cannot quite take in the sight That greeted me today The cat was banshee howling Out you go I say.
Who needs an alarm When you've got a cat He doesn't mean any harm, But he's just so fat. He makes a thud when he jumps on the bed, You can barely lift him when he tries to sit on your head.
My cat passes time. By pulling his hair. Pieces of Patches. Are everywhere. How he's not bald. I'll never know. It could probably make. A black and white throw. Into your dinner. His rudder will fall.
There is a cat Upon my bed, Three foot four From tail to head. Fluffy tum stuck in the air, There's no more bed space Left to spare.
Waking up in mornings, After only four hours' sleep, A bundle of fur on the bed, A kitten in a heap.
Pusscat, Pusscat, Sitting on me lap,. You were soaking wet when you came in the cat flap,. Now youve gone and got all the water on me,. And youve got a lot of fur in me drink of tea,.
@RichWithey ; tbf I am more of a dog person, but I haven't really got time for one - we're both out for the majority of the day so it wouldn't be fair :/ x
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