My Cat Sweeny Todd

I have a cat called sweeny Todd
And I'm telling you he is very odd
Only been with me a couple of years
He looks rough as hell but always purrs

But the trouble is he likes to shit
Right under my bed so I can smell it
He has a box but oh no doesn't like that
Under my bed is where he has shat

Last night was particularly spectacular
The sound effects could be heard from near and far
Squirting and grunting with blatant ease
I yelled sweeny no please!!

the cuddles I get from this smelly old cat
As he sits on my chest, god he is fat
The purring is loud and he seems so content
I just wish under my bed he would not frequent!!