The dog has nicked my knickers!
I don't know what to do.
I don't see how she thinks my pants
Are something she should chew.
There's plenty other tastier things
That she could pinch,
My innocent little pants
Aren't something she should lynch.
They're lying there in tatters
Beside the washing machine,
Such a loyal pair of knickers
Have never before been seen.
I shall avenge them!
Where's that blasted mutt?
She'll get what's coming to her
You see if she won't.
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Comments & Feedback (34)
@naaviie now is my payment in solid gold? Haha she is a very naughty puppy she ate my Easter egg once as well I wasn't pleased π‘ surprised she lived to tell the tale actually π
Yes of course! I am generous to my employees that make me laugh π°π°π° awe naughty puppy - what breed? Age? Name?
@naaviie she's called Lucky and she's about seven or so, we're not quite sure what she is she's like a terrier mix thingy haha her adoptive sister Penny though's a three year old Westie πΆ
@naaviie oh they are Lucky's one of the cheeky ones you just have to love and Penny's just so flipping lazy it's unreal haha they send hugs and mucky paw prints back π
Aww so sweet. My cats like to open my underwear draw and through them on the floor. My hubby thought I was being untidy. I thought we had a pervert burglar. Then we caught the girls in the act. On probs now we are trying to sell the house and I keep praying they won't do it when we have a visitor π³
@naaviie hey there Delilah, what's it like in Northern Ireland? Well, it ain't too good my knickers are in pieces I've to buy them all again. All my efforts are in vain, it's quite a pain πΆ hehe π
@naaviie why thank you thank you very much *you'll have to use your imagination here I'm saying it in an Elvis voice hehe) πβ
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