20 May 2012
Can't eat this, shouldn't eat that
Too many calories, you'll only get fat
Seeds for breakfast, forget about lunch
Roll on teatime give me something to munch
I couldn't be thin even if I tried
Too many years eating food that is fried
A shame my cholesterol level is high
An inheritance from my mother -sigh-
So a personal hymn to food that is banned
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand
Eat • Opuss № I